As Jay Leno Said To Hugh Grant…

"What the hell were you thinking?"

"According to the arrest report, Cabrera smelled of alcohol, had "heavily slurred" speech and grabbed a bottle of James Buchanan Scotch and began to drink in front of a deputy." Nice...good idea.

"Tigers' Miguel Cabrera charged with DUI in Florida"

Really? And is THIS his mugshot? Why is he smiling? Still loaded...and I DON'T mean $$$...