Mark Roberts

Now this is really creepy celebrity memorabilia... The bed where Michael Jackson took his last breath is up for sale. Would you sleep in that bed?

Widow and Widower A widow and widower, both in their 70’s, missed the companionship that their former married lives offered. They decided to get married, and met over lunch to discuss the issues they would face living together.

The Wrong One The train was quite crowded and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat. There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed French woman, but when he got there, he saw it was taken by the woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat...

Here are the latest results from Tuesday's election in West Michigan.  Grand Rapids Mayor George Hartwell easily won re-election on Tuesday.Kentwood voters have approved new restrictions for elected city leaders. Tuesday night, 68 percent of voters approved an amendment to the city's charter, prohibiting people with a felony from holding an elected office.  Click here f...

When I was a kid we would get together with friends and race our little electric cars.  But now the new fad is "Hamster Racing" You may be surprised to learn that Hamsters will run between four to eight miles a day in the wild, which is why in captivity the little furballs will attack their exercise wheel with such boundless energy. These are ...

A Duck in Vegas Donald Duck was appearing at Las Vegas for the Christmas season. One night after the show, he spends some time in the bar and meets a really hot lady duck. They get on well together, so he invites her to his show the following night. After the show he suggests they go back to his hotel suite. On his way past the hotel reception, he asks the clerk discreetly if he could get h

The Hypnotist It was entertainment night at the Senior Centre. Claude, the hypnotist exclaimed “I’m here to put you into a trance. I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience. The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful, antique pocket watch from his coat. “I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It’s a very special watch. It’s been in my

November is National Peanut Butter Lovers Month -- a time to celebrate one of America's most popular foods. A recent survey found that peanut butter is found in about 75 percent of homes. It's a staple in our home. In fact,a new survey found

It's Halloween and Here Come The Mummies are celebrating.  the Mummies were on the Bob and Tom Show recently and sang their latest song "Jump On My Ship".   Remember the Mummies invade the Intersection on November 17.  Tickets are available online at SectionLive. Com.

Dave Huyette and his friend Jeremy Reiland were ready and waiting in the the outfield bleacher seats at the World Series game 6, just in case someone hit a game winning home run.  It happened in the the eleventh inning when David Freese came up and hit the walk off home run to give the Cardinals the win in game six. Dave Huyett and Jeremy Reiland jumped over the fence to the grassy area and jumped

We love to hear your joke. Please email us Here. The Church Bells Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning...

Funny man John Cleese celebrates his 72nd birthday today. In the late 1960s he became a member of Monty Python, the comedy troupe responsible for the  show Monty Python's Flying Circus and the four Monty Python films