Actual Dead Giraffe Spotted In The Back Of A Pickup In Michigan

An incident took place on Thursday, February 27th, that has people in Michigan scratching their heads, in complete disbelief and disgust, and everyone just plain puzzled, as a photo is circulating on Facebook which shows, what appears to be, a dead giraffe in the back of a pickup truck in Macomb.

Recently, a man named Nathan Schemansky posted a picture his buddy sent him, while he was driving along 26 Mile and Van Dyke, when he saw a sight he'd never thought he'd see in suburban Michigan, a dead girrafe in the back of a pick up.

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His friend questioned whether or not it was real, but according to the Saint Clair Flats Taxidermy Facebook page, it absolutely was real when they reposted the photo and commented about how one of their recently completed mounts was getting a lot of attention while I was on its ride back home.

So it turns out it wasn’t the actual giraffe itself, but the mount of it. They must’ve snuck it in somehow without anybody noticing beforehand. But people are still outraged in the comment section.

There's a famous George Carlin Quote that I feel, personally, sums up this whole story. It's about things you never see, because never in my life did I ever think I'd see a dead giraffe in the back of a pick up in Macomb:

I know things you never see. You never a Rolls Royce with a bumper sticker that says "Sh*t happens." You never a really big, tall, fat Chinese guy with red hair. You never see a wheelchair with a rollbar. You never see someone taking a sh*t while running at full speed. And you never see a picture of Margaret Thatcher strapping on a d***o.

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