15 Michigan Cities Rank Among Best for Naked Gardening in U.S.

Huh. On the list of things I'd like to do sans clothing, carrying around lawn implements that are meant to snag things falls somewhere in between frying bacon and running hurdles. However, it appears enough people are hoeing in the raw in Michigan and around the country, that LawnStarter decided a ranking needed to be done.

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Thus, we have been graced with America's Top 500 Cities for Naked Gardening, and 15 Mitten State cities made the list.

How LawnStarter Ranked Naked Gardening Cities

So, how did LawnStarter determine the best city in America for "hose on" and "clothes off?"

Step one: Determine how friendly the area is to weeding au naturel, considering factors such as weather, fencing, and population density.

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They also looked into things, such as how likely it is that your neighbor will call the cops because of your 'no-pants, no problem' pruning policy. After all, full frontal foliage isn't for everyone.

Michigan's Top 15 Cities for Nude Gardening

So, which cities are the friendliest in Michigan for cultivation that 'leafs' nothing to the imagination? Where can you get your hands dirty without getting dressed? Which cities issue warnings to garden gnomes? Will I ever run out of ways to say naked gardening?

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Let's take a quick glance, without letting our eyes linger too long, at the Mitten State's best cities for Sun's out, buns out. Here's a look at Michigan's 15 Best Cities for Naked Gardening.