When told to “pick a side” in Michigan’s coney war, I expected a simple choice between Flint or Detroit. Instead, I got 12 definitions, 7 arguments, 3 cities, and 1 existential food identity crisis. Grab a fork—or maybe just a sense of humor—and join the mess.
The new administration is pushing for people to get married and have kids, considering an incentive to encourage Michiganders as well as all Americans to help.
What qualifies as Michigan's official Christmas Tree? There are a few things that either disqualify your trees, or qualifies them. You can see the parameters here.