This is the very definition of small time crooks.

Two goons carrying hunting knives held up a convenience store in Brockton, Mass. earlier this week. While that in and of itself is not unusual, what is odd is that the men only asked for one dollar. Yeah, two outlaws with knives that could skin a deer only wanted a George Washington. They didn't even want a Butterfinger. Weird, right?

Police responded to a call about the crime, but have yet to find the suspects, believed to be in their teens. We're guessing they either used their windfall to start a hedge fund, put a down payment on a new Ferrari or, more likely, head to McDonald's to get something off the Dollar Menu.

And while you may think $1 is hardly enough to do, well, anything, keep in mind it is sometimes enough to win on Jeopardy!, so maybe these guys know something we don't.

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