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"Here Come The Mummies" are coming back to Grand Rapids by popular demand.  Tickets are on sale now for November 17th show at the "Intersection". If you just can't wait to see the "Mummies" here's your video fix from the Bob and Tom Show. ...

Moral of this joke: Drink Responsibly when in the Theatre!   The Drunkin' Cowboy A drunken cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo Theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the cowboy, 'Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat.' T...

This one is very clever...and funny! Two Sisters Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock...

Chicken and the Egg A chicken goes to Las Vegas for a convention. After checking in, he goes down and plays some blackjack. He spots an egg across the room, their eyes meet and BOOM, their blood begins to boil. They meet halfway across the floor and without a word, head upstairs to the chicken’s room, unlock the door and go at it madly on the bed. ...

Here's another joke from the Bob and Tom Show.  You think you have a funnier joke?  Send it to us. A Farmer's 3 Daughters A farmer has 3 daughters and they were old enough to start dating. The farmer thought it was a good idea to answer the door with a shotgun to scare the suitors.

Haywood Banks is one of my favorite guest comedians to join the Bob and Tom Show.  Here's another great song from Haywood Banks:

Bob & Tom are giving away a Bob Seger Prize Pack to one lucky Grand Prize winner! 20 Runner-Up prize winners will each receive a digitally re-mastered copy of Bob's "Live Bullet" and "Nine Tonight"

By popular demand, "Here Come The Mummies" are coming back to the Intersection (November 17) in Grand Rapids.   Here's a sample of the "Mummies" live:

The New Book   A man goes into a new bookstore and asks the young lady assistant a question. "Do you have the new book out for men with tiny manhoods? I tried to look it up but I can't remember the title." She replies, "I'm not sure if it's in yet." T...

What's in a name? The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals. We're all familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, a School of fish and a Gaggle of geese.

The Dead Mule Dad & Dave saw an ad in the Daily Newspaper and bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night.." Dad & Dave replied, "Well, then just give us our money back." The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spen

Don't miss the Bob and Tom show today.  REO Speedwagon performs live this morning.  Listen live Here.  REO Speedwagon is back on tour