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This joke covers just about every nationality.  You gotta love it! A Bar Story A South African, an Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a Kiwi, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Greek, a Russian, an Estonian, a German, an Italian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a dutchman, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Czech, a Me

The New Doctor's Office Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel. Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist. They put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysteria's and Posteriors." The town council was

The Chem Test   Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion years by Professor Bonk (really), and his course is semi-affectionately known as "Bonkistry." He has been around forever, so I wouldn't put it past him to come up with something like this. Any...

Funeral Costs Billy died.... His will provided $30,000 for this elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, Joyce, turned to her oldest and dearest friend, Jonelle. "Well, I'm sure Billy would be pleased," she said...

Another "Blonde Joke"??  OK here we go... The Angry Blonde     A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head.

This one's for the girls!   Crossing the River Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed, “God, please give me the strength to cross the river.” Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

The Beer Accident   Sean O’Brien fell into the giant vat of beer and drowned. His co-worker, Michael Tierney had to call the widow to break the news. "Mary Katherine, I have some bad news to tell you, your husband Sean fell into the giant vat of beer at work and drowned, I am so sorry." She gets over the initial shock and finally says, "Did he at least go quickly?"

The following joke is fiction. The events mentioned actually never happened.   A Royal Meeting Prince William and Princess Kate were touring the U.S. on an extension of their honeymoon, staying in hotels in various cities as they saw the sites. On...

It's another "Blonde Joke" from Bob and Tom. If you like you can substitute Brunette or Redhead instead of Blonde.

After Flight Plans A jet is making its final approach to St. John 's Airport. The pilot comes on the intercom, “This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into St. John 's Newfoundland . I want to thank you all for flying with us today and hope you enjoy your stay on the "ROCK" He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now ...

It's in the Bible One day in church, a preacher was giving a sermon on how the Bible covers every subject known to man. At the end of the service, when everyone was shaking the preacher’s hand as they were leaving, a woman came up to him and said “Nice sermon, Reverend, but I know of a subject that the Bible never discusses.”

Don't Lie to Your Wife A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office & I will sw