What’s Missing From This Michigan Housewarming Gift?

A co-worker's friend posted a photo of a housewarming gift she received after buying a house. It clearly had a Michigan theme. But is it complete?

Let's go through the checklist of what we have here:

* 6-pack of Oberon...check

* A 64-ouncer of Faygo Red Pop...check

* A giant bag of Wavy Better Made Chips...check

* A ring of Koegel's bologna...check!

What's missing, kids? There's no Vernor's, for one. Maybe you could toss in an Eminem CD, or some Schuler's cheese spread?